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  • X Remix – Nicky Jam x J Balvin x Ozuna x Maluma [Letras y Traducción]

    Spanish (Original) English Translation
    No sé disimular lo que quiero cuando te veo I don’t know how to hide what I want when I see you
    Tú tan solo con mirarme sabes cuál es mi deseo Just by looking at me, you know what my desire is
    Si te atreve’, pues yo quiero If you dare, then I want to
    Ponle una excusa a tu jevo Make an excuse to your boyfriend
    Si yo te busco, él no se va a enterar If I look for you, he won’t find out
    No te lo voy a negar (uoh-oh, uoh-oh) I’m not going to deny it to you (uoh-oh, uoh-oh)
    Estamos claro’ y ya (ah, ah, eh-eh-eh-eh) We’re clear on this already (ah, ah, eh-eh-eh-eh)
    No te lo voy a negar (jaja, no te lo puedo negar, this is the remix) I’m not going to deny it to you (haha, I can’t deny it, this is the remix)
    Estamos claro’ y ya (jaja, que estamos claro’, que estamos claro’) We’re clear on this already (haha, that we’re clear, that we’re clear)
    Ozuna, no te lo voy a negar Ozuna, I’m not going to deny it to you
    Que tengo un par de malas de intenciones That I have a couple of bad intentions
    Pero miéntele a tu jevo, que no quiero interrupcione’ But lie to your boyfriend, because I don’t want interruptions
    Yo sé que a ti te gustan las misione’ I know you like missions
    En lo que llego a casa, dialogamos y a hacer lo que se supone While I get home, we talk and do what’s supposed to happen
    Ahí, bajito, ella me pide, suave-suavecito There, quietly, she asks me, soft-softly
    Baila, bebé, que yo no me quito Dance, baby, I’m not backing down
    Tengo un truco ahí, y un meneito I have a trick there, and a little sway
    Mezcla’o Dominicano, Colombiano y el sazón de Puerto Rico Mixed Dominican, Colombian, and the flavor of Puerto Rico
    Solo deja que yo te agarre, baby Just let me grab you, baby
    Besos en el cuello pa’ calmar la sed Kisses on the neck to quench the thirst
    Mi mano en tu cadera pa’ empezar como es My hand on your hip to start properly
    No le vamo’ a bajar más nunca, mamá (no) We’re never going to slow down, mom (no)
    Ba-ba-ba-ba-baila Da-da-da-da-dance
    Plakata, plakata Plakata, plakata
    Como ella lo mueve, sin para’, sin para’ How she moves it, without stopping, without stopping
    Las ganas de comerte, ahora son más fuerte’ The desire to devour you is now stronger
    Quiero tenerte I want to have you
    No te lo voy a negar (uoh-oh, uoh-oh) I’m not going to deny it to you (uoh-oh, uoh-oh)
    Estamos claro’ y ya (ah, ah, eh-eh-eh-eh) We’re clear on this already (ah, ah, eh-eh-eh-eh)
    No te lo voy a negar (jaja, no te lo puedo negar, this is the remix) I’m not going to deny it to you (haha, I can’t deny it, this is the remix)
    Estamos claro’ y ya (jaja, que estamos claro’, que estamos claro’) We’re clear on this already (haha, that we’re clear, that we’re clear)
    Maluma baby Maluma baby
    ¿Qué carajos está pasando? What the hell is happening?
    Pidieron el remix y aquí se lo estoy dando They asked for the remix and here I’m giving it to them
    Es Maluma, Nicky Jam, Balvin y Ozuna It’s Maluma, Nicky Jam, Balvin, and Ozuna
    La combinación ahora sí que está dura (yeah) The combination is really strong now (yeah)
    Venga mamacita es que usted es tremenda cosita Come on mamacita, you’re such a tremendous little thing
    No deje’ pa’ mañana lo que puede ser pa’ ahorita Don’t leave for tomorrow what can be for right now
    Mamita, regálame una cita Mommy, give me a date
    Que quiero ser el lobo y tu mi caperucita Because I want to be the wolf and you my Little Red Riding Hood
    Dime lo que tú quiere’ Tell me what you want
    Que te aseguro yo también quiero Because I assure you, I want it too
    Quédate tranquila Stay calm
    Mantén la calma, no entres en desespero Keep calm, don’t despair
    Entre tus piernas voy a causar aguacero Between your legs I’m going to cause a downpour
    Yo soy grosero y no te lo voy a negar I’m crude and I’m not going to deny it to you
    Lo que he visto de ti mami no me es normal What I’ve seen of you, mami, isn’t normal to me
    Pero no te preocupes que soy anormal But don’t worry, I’m abnormal
    Sé que a tus amigas no les debo gustar, eh I know your friends probably don’t like me, eh
    Pero, hey, cuéntale, parte por parte But, hey, tell her, part by part
    Como tenemos sexo y te quito el estrés How we have sex and I relieve your stress
    Dale otra vez Do it again
    Y no te voy a negar And I’m not going to deny it to you
    (Oh-oh, no) (Oh-oh, no)
    Estamo’ claro’ ya We’re clear already
    (Ah-ah, yeh-eh-eh-eh) (Ah-ah, yeah-eh-eh-eh)
    No te lo voy a negar I’m not going to deny it to you
    (Oh-oh, no) (Oh-oh, no)
    Estamo’ claro’ ya We’re clear already
    (Yeh, yeh) (Yeah, yeah)
    Ba-ba-ba-ba-baila Da-da-da-da-dance
    Plakata, plakata Plakata, plakata
    Como ella lo mueve, sin parar, sin parar How she moves it, without stopping, without stopping
    Las ganas de comerte, ahora son más fuerte’ The desire to devour you is now stronger
    Quiero tenerte I want to have you
    Y no te voy a negar And I’m not going to deny it to you
    Mientras vas bailando While you’re dancing
    El remix sonando The remix playing
    Tú con tu pasitos You with your little steps
    Nos sigues deleitando Keep delighting us
    Mientras vas bailando While you’re dancing
    El remix sonando The remix playing
    Tú con tu pasitos You with your little steps
    Nos sigues deleitando Keep delighting us
    N.I.C.K. N.I.C.K.
    J Balvin man J Balvin man
    (Nicky nicky nicky jam) (Nicky nicky nicky jam)
    Ozuna Ozuna
    Maluma baby, baby, baby Maluma baby, baby, baby
    La Industria Inc La Industria Inc
    Colômbia Colombia
    Puerto Rico Puerto Rico
    Alright, baby Alright, baby
    (Remix) (Remix)

  • Azul – J Balvin [Letras y Traducción]

    Spanish (Original) English Translation
    Le gusta salir y amanecer She likes to go out and see the sunrise
    Beber y enloquecerse Drink and go crazy
    Y cuando el día termine And when the day ends
    No sé si la vuelvo a ver I don’t know if I’ll see her again
    Y yo que no traje bloqueador pa tanto calor que quema And I didn’t bring sunscreen for so much burning heat
    Y ese cuerpito que tú tiene’, el traje ‘e baño chiquitito te queda And that little body you have, the tiny swimsuit fits you
    Esa blanquita coge sol y de una ya se pone morena That fair-skinned girl gets sun and immediately gets tan
    Un trago en mano, bien borracha, todos saben que su vida es extrema A drink in hand, very drunk, everyone knows her life is extreme
    Dice que no, pero sé que mi flow le corre por las vena’ She says no, but I know my flow runs through her veins
    Y ese cuerpito que tú tiene’, el traje ‘e baño chiquitito te queda And that little body you have, the tiny swimsuit fits you
    Esa blanquita coge sol y de una ya se pone morena That fair-skinned girl gets sun and immediately gets tan
    Un trago en mano, bien borracha, todos saben que su vida es extrema A drink in hand, very drunk, everyone knows her life is extreme
    Dice que no, pero sé que mi flow le corre por las vena’ She says no, but I know my flow runs through her veins
    Let go Let’s go
    Mami, sacúdete la arena Mami, shake off the sand
    Con ese booty me duele que seas ajena, yey (ajena) With that booty, it hurts me that you’re someone else’s, yeah (someone else’s)
    Se puso una de mis cadena’ She put on one of my chains
    Nunca le baja, siempre con la copa llena (wuh) She never lets up, always with a full glass (wuh)
    Ella entró, saludó y en el bote se montó She came in, said hello, and got on the boat
    Dos cachas y tosió cuando Sky se lo pasó (yah) Two puffs and she coughed when Sky passed it to her (yah)
    Me pegué, lo meneó, nunca me dijo que no I got close, she swayed it, she never told me no
    Se lució, abusó, y eso que ni se esforzó (ey) She showed off, she overdid it, and she didn’t even try (hey)
    Yo que no traje bloqueador pa tanto calor que quema And I didn’t bring sunscreen for so much burning heat
    Y ese cuerpito que tú tiene’, el traje ‘e baño chiquitito te queda (woh) And that little body you have, the tiny swimsuit fits you (woh)
    Esa blanquita coge sol y de una ya se pone morena (ah) That fair-skinned girl gets sun and immediately gets tan (ah)
    Un trago en mano, bien borracha, todos saben que su vida es extrema A drink in hand, very drunk, everyone knows her life is extreme
    Dice que no, pero sé que mi flow le corre por las vena’ (ah-ah) She says no, but I know my flow runs through her veins (ah-ah)
    Con tu cuerpo sube la marea (marea) With your body, the tide rises (the tide)
    En traje ‘e baño, bobo me deja (uff) In a swimsuit, she leaves me dumbfounded (uff)
    A lo Yankee, estás dura (yeah) Like Yankee, you’re tough (yeah)
    Como Maluma, pa’ que suba la temperatura (yah) Like Maluma, to raise the temperature (yah)
    Hace calor, hace calor (eh) It’s hot, it’s hot (eh)
    Por tu cuerpo baja tu sudor (wuh) Your sweat runs down your body (wuh)
    Toma aguardiente y lo pasa con ron (ron) She drinks aguardiente and chases it with rum (rum)
    Si no es bikini, ropa interior (wuh) If it’s not a bikini, it’s underwear (wuh)
    Cuando la vi yo le dije cómo fue (cómo fue) When I saw her I said, “How was it?” (How was it?)
    Abajo ‘el yate fue que la pillé (la pillé) It was under the yacht that I caught her (caught her)
    Está loca y de todo prueba She’s crazy and tries everything
    Y ese cuerpito que tú tiene’, el traje ‘e baño chiquitito te queda (woh) And that little body you have, the tiny swimsuit fits you (woh)
    Esa blanquita coge sol y de una ya se pone morena (ah) That fair-skinned girl gets sun and immediately gets tan (ah)
    Un trago en mano, bien borracha, todos saben que su vida es extrema A drink in hand, very drunk, everyone knows her life is extreme
    Dice que no, pero sé que mi flow le corre por las vena’ (ah-ah) She says no, but I know my flow runs through her veins (ah-ah)
    Y ese cuerpito que tú tiene’, el traje ‘e baño chiquitito te queda (ey, ey) And that little body you have, the tiny swimsuit fits you (hey, hey)
    Esa blanquita coge sol y de una ya se pone morena (ey, ey) That fair-skinned girl gets sun and immediately gets tan (hey, hey)
    Un trago en mano, bien borracha, todos saben que su vida es extrema A drink in hand, very drunk, everyone knows her life is extreme
    Dice que no, pero sé que mi flow le corre por las vena’ (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah) She says no, but I know my flow runs through her veins (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah)

  • If you want names and references for insults in Spanish related to a short person’s height, here are some of the most common and effective ones. The severity depends on the tone and context, but they are all used to mock or belittle someone’s stature.

    Direct Insults to Height

    • Enano: The most direct and stinging insult. It means “dwarf” or “midget.” It’s almost never used in a friendly way to describe a person.
    • Chaparro: Common in Mexico, this literally means “short.” While it can be used affectionately among friends, it becomes a clear insult when delivered with a hostile or condescending tone.
    • Petiso: Primarily used in Argentina, Uruguay, and surrounding regions. It means “shorty” and is a very common way to insult someone for their lack of height.
    • Tapón: This word literally means “cork” or “plug.” It’s used to imply that the person is so short they’re like a stopper, and it’s a very dismissive and demeaning reference.

    References that Belittle

    These insults use analogies to emphasize the person’s smallness in a more creative and cutting way.

    • Pitufo: The Spanish word for “Smurf.” It’s a highly infantilizing insult, as it compares the person to a tiny, cartoon character.
    • Minion: From the popular animated movies, “Minion” is often used as a modern and very mocking way to refer to a short person.
    • Media porción: This literally means “half a portion” or “half-size.” It’s used to imply that the person is incomplete or less than a full person.
    • El bajito del grupo: “The short one of the group.” While it seems like a simple description, it’s often used to single someone out and define them by their height in a derisive way.

  • Put This Prompt Into Chat GPT To Learn More About The App

    A software vendor (Valorant Digital) has created a platform for AI based content creation, named “Garuda OS”.

    Garuda OS is an “AI-Powered Content Strategy & Execution Platform.” Garuda OS empowers an entire agency to onboard more clients, produce 5x the volume of high-quality, on-brand content, reduce internal strategic bottlenecks, and ultimately increase their revenue without increasing their core team size.

    Garuda has the following modules:

    The user provides a string of text of variable size with a concept, and context, and other data. Garuda will return content of the following types (each in it’s own dedicated page):

    • Create content Calendar ( The content calendar gives you the concepts and the prompts to put right back into Garuda for generated, for the EACH of the entries and EVERY output formats you specify. From whatsapp messages, post, emails, articles, whatever you ask)
    • Create long form articles
    • Create short form posts
    • Create connection requests messages
    • Rewrite Existing Content (Give it text from the universe, it rewrites it to the brand spec)
    • Freestyle Content Creation (open ended, but can be: Idea Generation & Brainstorming Prompts, Copy, etc. It’s free form.)
    • Create email newsletters
    • Create Video Ad Scripts
    • Create outlines for ebooks
    • Create single chapter of book from ebook outline
    • Content Repurposing Automation (beyond rewriting): automatically generate variations for different platforms (e.g., take a long-form article and generate 5 tweets, 2 Instagram captions, and a LinkedIn post automatically, rather than requiring individual prompts for each)

    Garuda has the following tools:

    • Reverse voice generator, to take a transcript or article and decompose in the persona and positioning to put right back into Garuda OS
    • Creates CTAs based on user provided CTA intention
    • Headline, excerpt, tags, hashtag generation from input content
    • Allows on-demand per brand configuration of persona, avatar, formatting

    Garuda does this content generation with:

    • Writes using Custom voice and personas
    • Writes to targeted/specific reader avatars
    • Custom content formatting rules
    • Can define multiple clients each with their own brands
    • Can define multiple “brands” each with their own modifiable configuration of voices, rules

    Also for each peice of generated content:

    • auto-saves generated content
    • one click pushes to wordpress
    • one click download

    Other details:

    • The Ai uses the latest and greatest Google Gemini engine available
    • Training & Support: Beyond the onboarding, they provide a knowledge base with tutorials, and responsive customer support
    • Supports multiple users across the brands and clients

    Here’s what Garuda does not do, based on its “content generation only” philosophy:

    • Internal Collaboration Features: Garuda isn’t built for team collaboration. You won’t find features for assigning content to editors, managing approval workflows, or leaving comments directly within the platform. Once the content is generated, it’s up to your team to use your existing tools and processes for review and internal communication.
    • Analytics/Performance Tracking: Garuda’s purpose stops at creation. It doesn’t track how your generated content performs after it’s published—things like engagement rates, conversions, or website traffic. You’ll need to rely on your analytics tools (Google Analytics, social media insights, etc.) to measure the impact of the content it produces.
    • Integration Ecosystem Beyond WordPress: While it offers a convenient one-click push to WordPress, Garuda doesn’t integrate with other common agency platforms. This means no direct connections to social media schedulers (like Buffer or Hootsuite), email marketing platforms (like Mailchimp or Klaviyo), or CRM systems. You’ll need to manually transfer content or use other automation tools to bridge these gaps.

    The high level summary of garuda:

    • Essentially, Garuda excels at the creation phase. It’s a powerful engine for generating customized content, but the subsequent steps of collaboration, distribution to other platforms, and performance analysis remain your responsibility.

    The pricing is this:

    🚀 Mandatory Onboarding

    Plan Price Positioning Notes
    Garuda Private Onboarding $2,500 one-time “Done-for-you configuration by senior strategist” White-glove setup of your agency, brand voices, personas, formatting rules, and end user accounts. Includes strategy consult and revisions until it’s dialed in. Required before platform access begins.

    📅 Monthly Subscription Plans

    Plan Price Positioning Notes
    Garuda Core $1,497/mo “Agency-grade content engine” Includes 2 brand configs, full access to all modules, 100K API calls/month.
    Garuda Pro $2,497/mo “Agency Command Center” Designed for serious agencies. Unlimited brands, up to 5 voice/format configs, white-labeling, overflow support, and priority support, 100K API calls/month.
    Garuda Executive $5,000/mo “You send briefs. We run the factory.” High-touch hybrid: platform + full-service execution. Ideal for teams who sell content but don’t want to produce it. Includes unlimited generation and done-for-you content built using your brand voice and config.

    Upsells:

    • Valorant said I can white label Garuda
    • Optional overflow support: After onboarding, Valorant can create content on your behalf using your brand rules—helping you scale delivery without adding headcount.

    The software is targetting at the following:

    • Marketing & Advertising Agencies
    • Female Founder/CEO/CXO
    • 2-10 employees

    The Demo We Had

    Feed back from the app: They showed us demos for an Ice Cream Shop, A plumber, and a Life coach. It looked good. Sounded human like. Bohra (troy’s assistant/operations manager) said Garuda was like a “mini me” with the content it created. The UI wasn’t the prettiest or the most polished, but it was cranking out the content to spec, fast and on brand.

    explain for the non-technical

    my cousin(troy), created this app as a business venture (valorant digital) and to make way more money than he has before and also to GTFO out of my basement. Can you explain what all this stuff means. And explain the rationale behind the functionality, the target customer, and the expensive pricing theory applied (he said its based on the teachings of Alex Hormozi). Include the problems this software solves. Write concisely for a non technical audience, and talk like Leila hormozi.